Verse 1
It's friday night, me and marty,
We got some girls over, we gonna party
Tonight, everybody's feeling right,
I see a brunette she's looking pretty tight
I don't know, what I was thinking,
She says to me, what are you drinking?
I'll say I'll have a carlsberg please,
Next moment we're under the sheets
Pre-Chours
Say I, woke up in the morning with a pain in my ass,
Don't ask baby cause I don't understand,
Turn around and what did I see?
She had a penis, she had a penis...
Chorus
Woah, oh, oh, oh, She had a penis (x2)
Verse 2
Monday morning, kinda awkward,
Avoiding eye contact, like a whore would,
Judgemental looks, like I was a crook,
Even my maths teacher, hide behind my books,
She comes sits next to me,
I raise my hand, sir I gotta pee,
He says no, just hold it!
Like the bitch took my dignity and sold it
Pre-Chours
Chorus
Bridge
What am I going to do? I am so confused,
Recently I've been thinking One Direction are pretty cool
I can't find my way, so messed up from yesterday
But all I know for certain...
Pre-Chorus
Chorus