I`m a friend of Mr. Pastry
I`m a friend of Allen Jones
I`m a friend of Shirley Bassey
I`m a friend of your chromosomes
I`m a friend of Stuart Sutcliffe
I`m a friend of Michael Miles
I`m a friend of Jim Morrison
I`m a friend of Nobby Stiles
I`m a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
I`m a friend of a friend but you don`t know me
I`m a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
And if I come on the night
Can I get in free?
I`m a friend of Michael Jackson
I`m a friend of Mr Spock
I`m a frend of Dr Kildare
I`m a friend of The Woodentops
I`m an old friend of Charles Hawtrey
I`m a friend of Michael Caine
I`m a friend of Stanley Spencer
I`m a friend of Big John Wayne
I`m a friend of Stevie Wonder
I`m a friend of Eric Fromm
I`m a friend of Bryan Ferry
I`m a friend of Terence Stamp