Why you turned out the way you did
That thunderstorm is still crashing in
your cranium
Find that all these funny faces look the same
I know who`s to blame
But I swore I wouldn`t say
Its time that I got moving on
As you`re still burning the dress you wore to senior prom
Try to forget how you`ve been touched
I loved you so I told you
But it didn`t matter much
And I`m trying to figure out
What you`re all about these days
I don`t have much to say to you
And I`ve been drunker than a skunk
Ever since the day I left you
With your darkest secret safely packed away
Up in my steamer trunk
Why I turned out the way I did
Someone somewhere dropped me on my cranium
I`m sorry can you repeat what you just said
My short term memory is gone
But my long term`s far from dead
I`ve been swearing like a sailor
Ever since the day I left her