Hey I got this funny feeling
Stirring deep down in my balls
I'm gonna stand in fuckin' crowds
And rub myself against you all
My stiffies rubbin', shuntin', and I'm
Fucking gruntinI like the nylon blouse you wear
I'm a weirdo - or so my momma tells me
I wanna blow chunks everywhere
Ohhh... ride... sugar
A wet spot in my duds I'm making
It's all tense around my ten foot pole
Now I'm shakin' yeah shaking
I gotta get me some more sweet
bacon
This feeling's happenin' in my
strides
I'm a stroker, I'm a pleasure poker
I'm a crowd pleasin' son of a gun