Don't you say
don't you ever ever say that it was worth it for the profit
Another day
when I wait there shit-faced
Then I smile when I'm on and sing the songs that I did not write
And they'll dance to it
And I'll smile and I'll get paid
Baggy pants are stupid
Alt-rock, Skynyrd, play another song I hate
I'll just stay on the state streets
Complaining that it's all the same
but too lazy to change anything
And I can't spend another day thinkinThese places on street signs are
the only places that I've ever been
Drink a free beer
maybe smoke with the waiter
(It's) the illusion that they all give a shit
And some drunk guys yelling
"Free Bird!" and "Show us your boobs!"
and I'll smile and I'll key their truck
And it sucks so bad
But I made one Benjamin
How can I be mad?
I paid one seventh of my rent
And maybe I'll buy a plate of eggs
I'm not feelin' Minnesota
I sit next to an ATM and people check their balance during my set
And play cover songs from the 90's
by one-hit-wonders, Chumbawumba, Tubthumper
and a jersey-wearing motherfucker withdraws his twenty bucks