Makeup counter, non-stick pads
Cat beds, hardware, coupon pads
Avocados, omlette pans
Pressure cookers, plus-size pants
Portrait studio, hot dog bar
Denture wearers, remote control cars
Three-way outlets, bras and gear
Tackle boxes, tacos, beer
Potting soil, boots on sale
Parking lots, post your mail
Paper shredders, dog toys, clogs
Garden hose, ceramic frogs
Brand names, fake rocks, rabbit feet
Magnet glue, grade-A meat
Aisle two and three or eight
Two-way radios, rocket ships
Celery shooters, pasta dips
Headphone hi-fi bargain tripe
Dribble cups, drainage pipes
Frankenstein masks, latex paint
Cardboard boxes, fancy plates