Your granddad fought in WWII
Your cousin landed on the moon
Your mother is a diplomat
Senator of Connecticut
Your sister's got a 4.0
Your father's got his own talk show
Your brother aced the science test
He found the cure for morning breath
I came here by taxi you came by limousine and
All I have to offer you is this
Just a stupid little love song
Three chords and a microphone
It's a stupid little love song
Hip-hop and rock-n-roll
So sit right down and I'll sing this song to you
Put 'em up