Fifteen - Colorado

Got the news from Colorado
About a couple of kids
Who went to school and tried to kill everyone
They said they did it just for kicks
I saw the president on the T.V.
He said we really gotta do somethin about this
He said we gotta end this culture of violence
And he went on to explain why we need to

Drop bombs on all the Serbian kids
Maybe it's too many burgers
Maybe it's too much beer
Maybe it's in the water
Maybe it's in the fear
Maybe it's too much pollution
Maybe we are just dumb
But it really seems to me that
Americans are stupid
We'll fall for anything and everything
The only thing worse than a stupid American
Is someone who actually gets it