Grandmaster Flash - Big Black Caddy

Hey girl, you need a lift

Ah, ha

I got this big black Caddy outside

To take you wherever you want to go



Oh, really

You wanna see it?

Yeah

Oh what's that



My big black Caddy, Caddy

My big black Caddy, Caddy



Hey girl,you wanna take a little spin

Well just hop on because you can't get in

But just be careful how you

(Sit down)

Or I'll make you

(Get down)



I'll even be your chauffeur and drive you from town to town

You ought to be glad that I let you cum

The only kind of gas I ever use is premium

As we were driving to our destination on a quest



She said, "May I relax on your big head rest?"

Now we listened to her favorite song, relaxed and laid back

As I drove, her to Jersey on my big black Cadillac



My big black Caddy, Caddy

My big black Caddy, Caddy



Now when I'm drivin' down deep dark tunnels on slick wet roads

That's when I put my black Caddy in cruise control

You fellas Caddy's on the side of the road, then go tow it

Because my horn is workin' fine, don't believe me

Come blow it



Not Mercedes, BMW, Porsche or Masarati, it's a big fat stretch

I'm tellin' everybody

(My big black Caddy)

Yo, I know ain't nothing wrong with your hearin
And I got a strong back that provides the power steering


The fellas all, the ladies all

(Jealous, want it)

You can't get in it but you all can ride on it



My big black Caddy, Caddy

My big black I drives a Caddy, Caddy



A uh, uh, well, it's not the kind of Caddy that runs on gas

It's the kind of Caddy that runs on

(Ass)

The ladies waitin' in line to keep polished and shined

It's designed so they never make one like mine



It's rammed through many towns

Really got around

(Did work, done damage)

And it never broke down



My Cadillac is great, earth's 8th wonder of the world

Take it out my garage and scare the

(Shit out of girls)

It's big, you dig but there no need to panic

'Cause the Caddy's fully loaded and it's aerodynamic



My big black Caddy, Caddy

My big black I drives a Caddy, Caddy



Joy-riding with my Caddy, cold chillin', gettin' loose

When I saw this fly girl who needed a boost

So I dipped into her bumpers with skill and with class

She screamed, "Harder, won't you give me just a little more gas"



Doin' my best so she wouldn't feel inferior

She said, "I like your nice plush vinyl exterior"

She was holdin' on tighter than a figure-four leg lock



This is what she said the first time she saw the jock

Who Johnny Carson, your Caddy's so large

But you can park your Cadillac in my greasy garage



My big black Caddy, Caddy

My big black I drives a Caddy, Caddy