If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Tip my hat to the sun in the west
Feel the beat right in my chest
At the crossroads a second time
Make the devil change his mind.
Its a pound of flesh but its really a ton
99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Chorus
If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
99 problems
But a bitch ain't one.
Like broken glass under my feet
I could lose my mind in this heat
Lookin' for the prize but I don't want blood,
I order one drink then I drink the flood
Well, you can come inside, but your friends can't come
99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Chorus
If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
99 problems and a bitch ain't one
I got 99
99
99
99
99 problems
But a bitch ain't one.
99
99 problems and a bitch ain't one