Joe Diffie - Third Rock From The Sun

She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time
Like a broken field runner slipping through the line
He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife
Says don't wait up for me I'll be working late tonight
Wife hangs up the phone bursts into tears
Calls her sister up and cries get over here

Sister tells her boyfriend be back in a while
Boyfriend wants a beer the store is just a mile
He leaves the motor running he'll only be a minute
His car drives away with teenagers in it The driver tells his buddies got one life to live
They scream into the night let's get it over with

Cause and effect chain of events all of the chaos makes perfect sense
When you're spinning round things come undone
Welcome to earth third rock from the sun

The kid guns the gas car starts to swerve heads for the semi truck jumps the curb
Truck hits the big boy in Schoney's parking lot
Who flies through the air takes out the bank clock
Clock strikes a light pole transformer sparks lines go down the town goes dark