Have some pittie on an easterner,
show a little sympathy
no one could possible could be steerner
than you have been with me,
a.. theres a job that I`m applying for
let me put it to ya thus
theres a partner ship I`m dien' for
Mr. and Mrs. us
so before you file it on the shelf,
let me tell you of myself
oh I`m the chapie to make ya happy
I`ll tie your shoesies, and chase you bluesies
oh lady would ya, could ya use me
now I`d shake the mat out
and let the cat out
I`ll clean the garret
and feed the parrot
oh lady would ya, oh tell me could ya use me?
do ya realize what a good man your getting in me?
I`m no elker mason or woodman who gets home at three
the girls that see me grow soft and dreamy
but I`m a gander that wont falander
oh could ya use me, cus I certanly could use you