Jughead's Revenge - Corporate Bashing

Everyone'sa sucker
For a guy who hates the mainstream
If everybody liked it
Then it couldn't be PC
If the radio will play it
Then the band must be a sellout
I would never like those guys
I heard those guys eat meat
They're just too corporate rock for me
I'll never drink a Pepsi
Or a Coke or Mountain Dew
Those companies use small countries
And exploit the workers too
Everyone will see
They pollute the air we breathe Corporations suck to me
I hate cops
And I hate jobs
I hate everything
I hate school
I hate you
And I hate me
I don't drink and no sex
It just isn't right
But fighting a crusade is a natural high
I hate CDs but my demos rule
I only like bands
Before they get cool
I guess everyone is different
Let them do what they feel