Just Jack - Koolaid

Just got what it takes got that x factor well i supose i have

I meet a girl a party
She said she like techno tronic
I said are you for real
She said no im being post ironic

Thats right

I went to a bar called jaguar shoes,
I danced around and drank too much booze ah Got into a cab with a girl and puked on her shoes
Can someone tell me if thats fucking cool or what or what.. come on now just dance

Yer i got a cool friend shes a pho-to-grapher i'd really like to make it with heerrr but i cant ...shes gay

Thats right

Can someone please tell me like what is cool the breakfast club or math disputer
Well they try to be cool but im the coolest
You could use this as a documentry of what is coolest