Machine Gun Fellatio - My Ex-girlfriend's Boyfriend

This is a song I wrote by mistake
Which is nice

My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band
He writes love songs about her, and from what I understand
He's the expert now at takin' off her clothes
He's got two songs on the radio, I wish I'd written those

My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band

My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band
Writes love songs about her even I can understand
And he's got a certain something, I suppose His new song's on the radio, and this is how it goes
(this is him singing):

I don't want to live in this world anymore
I don't want to live in this world anymore
(He doesn't want to live in this world anymore)
Where will I find true love?
(Where will he find true love?)

My ex-girlfriend naked on the sand
A summer's day two years ago, when I was still her man
I was the expert then at takin' off her clothes
And that's all ancient history, and that's the way it goes