Saint Nick fell down the chimney right on cue
With a big ole' bag of gifts for me and you
I was crying by the Christmas tree with a bottle of Petrone
This ain't no time of year to be alone
He said 'you look like hell, boy where's your better half?I said 'she's gone and I don't think she's coming back
Did she have some last minute shopping that just couldn't be postponed?This ain't no time of year to be alone
I got just one wish
On my Christmas list
Oh baby how I wish you were here
I want chestnuts roastin', good friends toastinHealth and happiness