(Chris DuBois&Lee Thomas Miller)
Tuesday morning sports page, I've got coffee in my cup
A smile creeps across my face, the Braves beat the Cubs
I hate Chicago
I'm changing planes in Dallas, I ain't going through I'Hare
It's a thousand dollars more I know, but I don't care
I hate Chicago
Sara told me that she only
Needed space to think things out
Then she met some guy named Tony
Guess where they live now
I hear the food is great, I hear the summer sure is nice
It's beautiful at Christmas, there's three more reasons why
I hate Chicago