I wrote this song late last night
about my brother and all his might
and you would be so very kind
to listen to these words I've written
about the boy who seems quite smitten
but like no other you will find
cause baby I know the reasons why we were unkind
He's Laurel he's Hardy he's the life of the party
and he's got great taste in furniture
Wakes up at noon plays the piano til he swoons
goes out for food
cause baby I know the reasons why we were unkind
but I gotta know why
Three years before me you came out and cried