Mary Mary - It's Not Logical

They say the world's a ball and it turns around.
When it goes halfway, I'm upside down!
So why do my feet stay stuck on the ground? It's not logical!
My Mom said "Hon, does my hair look bad?" I said "Yes!"
She got mad. I tell truth, she tells Dad.
Is that logical?

It's not logical. It's not logical. It's not logical.
Is there Elmer's glue on the sole of my shoe?
I'm full, but they say, "one more bite."
I'm wide awake, but they saw, "Sleep tight!"
To say goodnight when it's still light? That's not logical.
"Be a good sport," I hear Dad say, "it's not win or lose,
It's how you play." His team gets beat, he faints away.
It's not logical. It's not logical. It's not logical.
It's logical.