M--Mitchell; L--DuBois)
hot sun and tan & yeah, dontcha just scream
boy, what sand & sand sand sand & say cheese
paddle boats & surf ladies in shorts & up and down the coast we coast
yeah, we cry & research at beach resorts
line up crowds at the pavilion & Max is playing "Vacations"
we're in newport for research & to get abreast of thing &
to get get a breast of things & take your tourist toys to the concert
we've just researched wasaga beach & bonfire pits at midnight
hangover rhymes at sunrise six
what is it that we stare at? & is it the passports and campsite stars?
or the monogrammed bikinis and cars?