Mclusky - Alan Is A Cowboy Killer

Pull up my pants
Now the camera crew has gone
In your statement to the police
Tell them how you turned me on

But you were such an ugly child
You were such and awkward child
You were such a stupid child
We should have cottoned on

Alan is cowboy killer

Take up tai chi
Now your favourite pet has died
We had crazy fucking times
'Till her visa card expired

But you were such an ugly child