Nirvana - Floyd The Barber

Hello Cobain, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down on the chair don't be afraid
Steaming hot towel on my face

I was shaved
I was shamed
I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, i'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, i hear a zip
Pee-Pee pressed against my lips
I was shaved
I was shamed
I was shaved

I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea i presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in Aunt Bea's muff

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed