The Bathroom Wall - Gotta Get A Fake I.D.

Do you guys have fake IDs?
[crowd cheers]
Yeah you gotta have fake ids man...
You know im not gonna narc you or anything...im not like 21 Jump Street you know
"Cmon hey. You told me - in the audience - you said you had a fake id now talk to this officer."
You gotta have a fake id man its the most fun cool thing that you could ever
have in college because youre a totally different person for one night. I
mean if you chalk it or if you get like one that looks nothing like you its
more fun. And you can never ask your friends if its cool because they just
want to drink so theyll just tell you its cool like
"Let me see that ill tell you if its cool. Oh yeah you got a good one you
got a GOOD one you got a good one. Yeah thisll work. This is gonna work.
Uh huh yeah this ones gonna work. Just trust me wear the turban. Put on
the turban itll work trust me. Dont be a pussy its really good..."