[Jimmy Fallon with a British accent]
Hello. Hello my name is Jimmy Fallon and welcome to the auditions for Troll
Productions Inc. Remember were looking for a star or celebrity to sponsor our
new line of trolls dolls in our new series of commercials. So thanks for coming.
Lets just start the auditions uh first up Mr. John Travolta.
[Jimmy Fallon as John Travolta]
Shes like I swear to God I mean I cant believe you guys are trying to sell
these things right. I mean like who does his hair? I mean like his hairs so
frizzy. I mean like you guys can probably get some like anti-friz shampoo or
something right? I mean I dont know how you guys expect to sell these things
looking so weird right? [His laugh from Grease.] A-huh-huh.
[Jimmy Fallon with British accent]
Thank you uh next up Cliff Calvin the mailman from Cheers?
[Jimmy Fallon as Cliff Clavin]
Hey thanks a lot to ya buddy. I was talking with Marty about these dolls.
Turns out the uh turns out the actual midget trolls were made in the 1300s
by uh Indian chiefs looking for a story to keep their children occupied.
These trolls are nice but id rather be having a beer with Normy back at the bar.
[Jimmy Fallon with British accent]
Thank you Cliffy. Uh next up uh comedian Jerry Seinfeld.
[Jimmy Fallon as Jerry Seinfeld]
Okay people okay. Will ya look at these things? I mean do you remember when
dolls used to have moving arms and legs? Am I right? He doesnt have any pants
on! Whats the deal with that?! No pants! You get the doll. You dont get the
pants!
[Jimmy Fallon with British accent]
Thank you uh next up actor Nicolas Cage.
[Jimmy Fallon as Nicolas Cage]
Who? What? Where?
[Jimmy Fallon with British accent]
Thats all I got for that one actually. Next up uh comedian Robin Williams.