Uncle Outrage - Mister Gossip

Everybody, everybody wants to be like you.
They don't know what they're saying
They don't know what you do.
Everybody, everybody wants to be like you.
Carving shit on my dick
Ain't no fun anymore.

Free.. to see if we're losing-
It's free, to see if we're losing...
It's magical fantastical
You know it's me,
But I'm not the one you thought it should be.
Giddy up, giddy up,
I'm a fucking horse!

All you say,
"I'm a nazi!
Fuck you, I'm a nazi!"