Useless I.D. - Drinkage

we got off the plane, wasted again
we drank all the wine on the way to Japan!
Motoki dropped us off at Tokyo hands
no show tonight but we got us a plan!
no show tonight but we got us a plan

we are all going out tonight in case you wanna know
raise your glass with me forget the heartache
we are all going out tonight in case you wanna know we'll meet you there

Sydney town, at the bar with the gang
drinking whiskey whenever we can!
passed out again and not feeling so well
Gordy and Nigel trashed the hotel!
I said Gordy and Nigel trashed the hotel!