Vandals - Why Are You Alive?

So you managed to get born,
But since then it's been downhill,
From the greatest expectations,
That the world might have.

You're lounging in your underwear,
Which makes your parents sad.

I don't know why some will win noble prizes,
Others will be cooking fries and
Melting til the sun it rises,
Over the neon sign that says "We never close"
I guess you'll never know,
What's your special purpose as to why you're on this earth?

One last chance to make up for your life.